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Friend Not High, Just Boring

  • Dec 27, 2021
A man with his arms crossed on a waterslide.

Dead Man With Arms Crossed In Casket Must Have Died On Waterslide

Family of the recently deceased Eugene Flanster were surprised to...

  • Dec 27, 2021
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NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Asks Teams To Take Silly NFL Playoff Picture

In preparation for the end of the season, NFL Commissioner Roger...

  • Dec 27, 2021
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Footnotes Declared “Sexiest Annotation Method” By Fetish Community

The American Fetish Society released a statement this week that the...

  • Dec 27, 2021
A woman flossing her teeth.

Naughty Floss Flicks Little Pieces Of Food Onto Mirror

Sources are confirming a “naughty little strand of floss” flicked...

  • Dec 27, 2021
A man drinking a beer.

Student Seen Chugging Beer To Support Children’s Charity Through Returnable Can Drive

LSA senior Reggie Dougherty was seen chugging cans of beer to support...

  • Dec 27, 2021
A man gambling with a pack of cigarettes.

Area Man Gives Up Gambling Addiction For Nicotine

After missing almost every bet for the third night in the week, area...

  • Dec 27, 2021
The letter Q giving a press conference.

Letter Q Drops Sesame Street Sponsorship Following Big Bird Vaccine Controversy

Following Sesame Street star Big Bird’s controversial tweet...

  • Dec 27, 2021
The Disney Minus logo.

CEO Bob Iger Announces Plans For Minimalist Rebranding, Disney Minus

Just in time for the holidays, CEO Bob Iger of The Walt Disney...

  • Dec 27, 2021
A lanky man looking mischevious.

Report: Every Lanky Man Looks Like Randall From “Monsters Inc.”

A new Yale study released this week reveals that every “tall, lanky...

  • Dec 27, 2021

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