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Biology Department To Start Tracking Diag Squirrels By Giving Them MCards

  • Apr 11, 2022
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Freshman’s Youthful Exuberance No Match For Standing On Blue Bus

Recents reports have shown that freshman Stan Montagne’s youthful...

  • Apr 11, 2022
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UMMA Cafe Designated LGBT Historical Landmark Equivalent To Stonewall Inn

The Spectrum Center announced on Monday that the UMMA Cafe, the small...

  • Apr 11, 2022
Photoshopped man in frustrated, on the phone in University of Michigan Ross School of Business' interior

Ross Student Surprised To Learn There No Such Thing As “Girl Money”

Sources are reporting that junior Aaron Bennett recently discovered...

  • Apr 11, 2022
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Report: 0% Of U-M Students Know Why That Car On Diag Right Now

A new U-M student engagement study has reported that approximately...

  • Apr 11, 2022
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It Unclear If Graduating Senior Sentimental Or Just Annoying

LSA junior James Jones Jr. was reportedly unsure if his best friend...

  • Apr 11, 2022
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Students Who Got Into University Of Michigan Apparently Can’t Get Piss Into Toilet

In a shocking turn of events, it was uncovered that, despite being...

  • Apr 11, 2022
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“I Think I’ll Go To Med School,” Says Person Who Forgets To Drink Water

Witnesses report 24 year-old Alicia Harris, known for neglecting her...

  • Apr 11, 2022
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