Senior Isabella Sanford recently remarked to friends that she’s “soooo cranky before [her] morning coffee, 50mg Adderall, and eight nicotine hits.”
“Ugh, literally don’t even talk to me before I’ve had my morning pick-me-up,” Sanford was seen
remarking to a roommate, before chasing an iced coffee sip with a Juul rip.
Friends of Sanford reported that she used to be much more of a “chill, green tea, weed and Xanax person.”
“Izzy can be suuuch a bitch before that morning cocktail of stimulants,” jokingly reported Louise Vaughn, a friend of Sanford’s. “I’ll try to talk to her, and she’s like, ‘… but first, Ritalin.’ She needs to make T-shirts or something, seriously.”
At press time, Sanford was seen shotgunning three Monsters to “fight off that midday slump.”
