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Wedding Crashers (2005) movie poster. Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn.

Shocking Study Finds That Early 2000s Movies Are Way Better While Watching Through Window Of Houses That Forgot To Close Their Blinds

You guys are never going to believe this shit. Check out this study I...

  • Nov 21, 2022
wet UGG boots

UGG Boot Wearers Ready For Soggy Winter

Fans of popular UGG boots are gearing up for another soggy winter...

  • Nov 21, 2022
Students watching YouTube video

Report: American Classrooms Underprepared For Ambush By YouTube Autoplay

According to a study released last Wednesday by George Washington...

  • Nov 21, 2022
Tony the Tiger

Man With World Of Knowledge At Fingertips Looking Up “How Tall Is Tony The Tiger”

Despite having “all of mankind’s knowledge” at his fingertips,...

  • Nov 21, 2022

Close Friend’s Death Awesome For Area Woman’s Instagram Engagement

Area woman Summer Hintz was reportedly “heartbroken” to learn...

  • Nov 21, 2022
Jon Fetterman in a tuxedo shirt

Jon Fetterman Conforms To Senate Dress Code In Tuxedo T-Shirt

  • Nov 21, 2022
Iranian World Cup Team

US Offers To let Iran Win World Cup Match To Make Up For Any Unfortunate Misunderstandings Between Countries

Rumors that the US Senior National Soccer Team had offered to forfeit...

  • Nov 21, 2022
Apple CEO Tim Cook

Apple Announces Carbon Neutral Child Labor By 2050

Due to international pressure from environmentalist groups, Apple...

  • Nov 21, 2022
a thanksgiving plate with food toughing other food

Nation Wrestles With Thanksgiving’s Dark Past, Tendency To Make Massive Amounts Of Food Touch Each Other

Beyond controversies over colonialism, mass displacement, and ongoing...

  • Nov 21, 2022

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