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A carton of fries, two cups of ketchup, and two Wendy's burgers sit on a tray.

I’m So Much More Than A “Nepotism Baby”

Okay, okay, I know what it looks like. You know who my grandpa was,...

  • Dec 19, 2022
An older, graying man wearing a dark black wig frowns.

Wigs Are Unnoticeable

Some people say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and those...

  • Dec 19, 2022
A man sits at a dining room table eating with kids of varying ages.

I’m Too Old To Sit At The Kids’ Table, Mom

Mom, we’ve talked about this! I’m done sitting at the kids’...

  • Dec 19, 2022
A dog with bad teeth.

Stranger’s Dog Definitely British

Area dog Martin Butlair was noted by many students around campus to...

  • Dec 19, 2022
The not-so-cafe-like cafe, Rick's

Pretentious Student Disappointed To Find Out Rick’s Not Actually Cafe

Area hipster Joanna Hirsha reports that she was “disappointed to...

  • Dec 19, 2022
Professor accidentally shares iPad home screen in front of entire class.

Professor’s Entire Life Revealed After Temporarily Sharing iPad Home Screen

Reports are indicating that during an EECS 281 lecture last week,...

  • Dec 19, 2022
Hunters look down on cars from their tree stand.

Parking Enforcement Officers Declare Start Of Open Season To Combat Invasive Cars

Vehicle owners across Ann Arbor have reportedly felt...

  • Dec 19, 2022
Man sits at the end of his bed, unsuccessfully recollecting the previous night.

Report: Waking Up And Asking “What Happened Last Night” Still Best Indicator Of Wild Night

According to a new report out of Case Western Reserve University,...

  • Dec 19, 2022
Professor Larry Corman lectures about the importance of girth.

Professor Announces Essay Girth Matters Way More Than Length

Philosophy Professor Larry Corman reportedly announced to his class...

  • Dec 19, 2022
Schmanthony McFooseball's blue book along with assorted snacks.

Professor Brings In Little Snack For Last Day Of Class

Economics professor Emmanuel Walker reportedly brought in a charming...

  • Dec 19, 2022
Siblings sharing a two-person Christmas sweater. One is a lot happier than the other.

Mom Swears She Ran Christmas Card Photo By You

After sending out an embarrassing photograph of her two children in...

  • Dec 19, 2022
The Internationally recognized symbol for Blue Bucks.

Blue Bucks Reach Parity With The U.S. Dollar For The First Time In Two Decades

For the first time in twenty years, the exchange rate between the...

  • Dec 19, 2022
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