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Men's bathroom in Hatcher. It looks old and disgusting.

Bathroom Obviously From Old Part Of University

The restrooms in the basement of Hatcher library have been cited by...

  • Dec 19, 2022
Solicitors pointing a BB gun and a metal prod at students in the Diag.

People Advertising On Diag To Begin Using Metal Prods, BB Guns

Expressing frustration with student apathy, Diag solicitors have...

  • Dec 19, 2022
A machine outside UHS tells students to "go home" and "screw-off".

UHS Pioneers New Machine That Tells You To Go Home

New reports from the University of Michigan have confirmed that the...

  • Dec 19, 2022
A young climate activist defacing art with her vomit.

Drunk Student Accidentally Becomes UofM’s Foremost Climate Activist After Throwing Up In Museum Of Art

A student has been recently named UofM’s foremost climate activist...

  • Dec 19, 2022
The Ingalls fountain, covered in its usual boxes

Ingalls Mall Fountain Has To Go Away For A Little While

Following public outcry, President Santa Ono spoke to concerned...

  • Dec 19, 2022
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