Economics professor Emmanuel Walker reportedly brought in a charming little snack for his students on the last day of class.
The lite fare brought a sense of “whimsy” to the concluding of the course, which all enrollees are allegedly failing or “right on the cusp.” One student in the D+ range described feeling “disappointed at their current standing, but happy to enjoy a styrofoam bowl of Doritos.”
“It was really nice of him to pour a standard shot of Sprite for everyone,” said LSA Junior Holden Taylor. “A C minus never tasted so good! What a way to close out the semester.”
This surprise reminded students of a previous lecture, where Walker brought in a dozen boxes of sugar cookies as a “birthday treat.”
“The best part was the 1/36th of a slice of pizza,” said enrolled senior Trisck Cuite as she shoveled raw oreos into her mouth.
After finishing review for the final exam, Walker reportedly wheeled in a TV and started playing “Bill Nye the Science Guy”.
