An Argument For More Female Astronauts

On July 20, 1969, human beings made history when the first man walked on the moon. It was a historic accomplishment. But then you sent up like 11 more dudes. 0 chicks. Wtf? I love and support women. I wish more men loved women as much as I do.

Throughout history, the STEM fields have been largely dominated and controlled by men, with little concern or focus on empowering women. We need more women scientists! Preferably single ones.

Male astronauts have done ground-breaking science on the lunar surface, but it’s time for women to walk through the craters of the moon. We need to give women a chance to push science forward. Women who want to discover the undiscovered. Women who want to go where no man has gone before. Women who are also looking for long-term relationships and are open to new experiences.

I believe in change. I believe that the future is female. I believe in women scientists, especially those who are blonde and shorter than me. I also believe in long walks on the moon beach, seasons 1-3 of The Office, and am willing to make long-distance work. Swipe right for a good time.

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