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Friend Who Doesn’t Drink Behaving The Least Appropriately

Following a recent night out, reports have emerged that area woman...

  • Mar 10, 2023
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SoulCycle Announces 2023 Resolution To Keep Poor People Fat

As the New Year season of self-improvement kicks off, upscale workout...

  • Mar 10, 2023
The Statue of Liberty holds a crying copper-colored baby.

Statue Of Liberty And Husband Split After Newborn Comes Out Copper-Colored

  • Mar 10, 2023
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Guy Leaving Tip For Waiter Unsure What To Do With Shaft

According to sources, restaurant patron Richard Longfellow was...

  • Mar 10, 2023
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Judgment Free Gym Offering Free Judgment

Area man Jim Gaines was thrilled to discover last Monday morning that...

  • Mar 10, 2023
A boy wearing a yellow shirt holds a grey hamster.

Kid Who Burns Ants With Magnifying Glass For Fun A Little Too Eager To Take Care Of Class Hamster

Local second-grader and serial ant-killer Kyle Hatten reportedly has...

  • Mar 10, 2023

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