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Guy Talking To Himself Actually Making Some Pretty Good Points 

Witnesses report that an unknown man walking down State St. having a...

  • Apr 16, 2023
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House Party Kinda Ruined By Loud Music, Alcohol, People 

Multiple guests at Dave Rinke’s house party last Friday have...

  • Apr 16, 2023
A banner of George W Bush painting in a field with the text "Mission Accomplished," hanging in a college living room.

Roommates Unsure Who Will Get Custody Of Ironic Banner In House Divorce 

According to reports, residents of a house on South Division are...

  • Apr 16, 2023
A man's fingers being severed as he opens his diploma.

Senior Drops Life Savings On Class Ring, Loses All Fingers In Freak Diploma-Opening Accident 

Witnesses reported “shrieks of agony drowning the quiet streets of...

  • Apr 16, 2023

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