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U-M To Rename Gender-Inclusive Bathrooms “Shittin’ Rooms” Following Bipartisan Pushback

According to a press release posted to the University of Michigan...

  • Apr 27, 2023

Local Coffee Shop Mugged

Ann Arbor cafe M-36 was the victim of a $1,000 mug heist on Saturday....

  • Apr 27, 2023

Student Realizes Shorts They’ve Kept All Year Won’t Be Worn In April

Freshman Anna Bensen has finally accepted that the shorts she’s...

  • Apr 27, 2023

Graduating History Major Regrets Not Living In The Moment

According to sources, LSA senior Jeremy Suarez plans to graduate with...

  • Apr 27, 2023

Girl Sleeping In Class Awoken By Thoughts Of Malala

After falling asleep in her FTVM 272 seminar this past week, LSA...

  • Apr 27, 2023

U-M Geology Department Offered 60% Salary Increase By University

Following a contentious period of negotiations with GEO, University...

  • Apr 27, 2023

CNN Anchors Unsure Why Donald Trump Not Tarred And Feathered After Arraignment

This week, CNN anchors were infuriated that former President Donald...

  • Apr 27, 2023

Ancient Wizard Lifts Curse Of Winter From City Of Ann Arbor; Festivities To Resume

Meteorologists have confirmed that the recent temperate weather in...

  • Apr 27, 2023

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