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Drug Dog Plants Evidence

Sources report local K-9 unit hero dog, Duke, is under internal...

  • May 9, 2023

Guy Terrified Of Seed Oils Not So Terrified Of Cocaine

Area frat star Nico Mueller was recently overheard emphatically...

  • May 9, 2023

Golf Club Feared “Going Woke” After No Longer Allowing Members To Berate Employees

New Jersey Foxtree Golf Club has recently been the subject of a...

  • May 9, 2023

Washington DC Prepares Itself For Summer Influx Of Most Annoying People You’ve Ever Met

As colleges wrap up their spring semesters across the country, DC...

  • May 9, 2023
college grunge band

Friend’s Band Changes Name From “We Got The Groove” To “Pegasus Suicide”

According to reports, one campus band has rebranded their image and...

  • May 9, 2023
Bouncer denying man entry into club

Rick’s Not Accepting Fakes, Inauthentic, Disingenuous People

According to sources on the scene last Saturday, Rick’s American...

  • May 9, 2023

UHS Wants You To Know You Are Caller Number Six In Line And That UHS Also Offers Nurse Advice By Phone Which May Save You A Trip To UHS

While on hold with University Health Services last Monday morning,...

  • May 9, 2023
Ann Arbor State Street construction

Ann Arbor Officials Decide To Undo All That Shit They Just Did To State Street

Working crews have once again closed the busiest stretch of Ann...

  • May 9, 2023

Fucking Loser Graduating College Without Getting Mono

Area loser Thad Flatley is reportedly set to graduate with the rest...

  • May 9, 2023
Woman falling down stairs

Girl That Just Did Something Super Embarrassing Actually Just Really Committed To The Bit

On Saturday night, local student Bridget Morrison was seen eating...

  • May 9, 2023
UMich Commuter North

Commuter North About To Fuck Up Your Next Hour

Last week, junior Micheal Thompson stepped onto Commuter North...

  • May 9, 2023

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