Graduate student leading discussion of college students

Every GSI On Strike Except Yours, Apparently

Area History student Pauline Pearson was disappointed to learn that her least favorite GSI, Emmanuel Manson, was planning to hold class on Friday regardless of the GEO strike. “I fucking dread that class,” reported Pearson. “When I found out...

University of Michigan President Santa Ono

Exclusive: “Interview” With President Santa Ono

DISCLAIMER: This is NOT a real interview. Santa Ono REFUSED to sit down and have an interview with us! So instead, using sophisticated, highly developed satirical software, we have determined with 99% confidence that these are the answers he would...