After the death of sophomore Saige Mickles last Friday, police turned to question the victim’s friends and family, one of whom was LSA junior Olivia Rickman, who believed Mickles was taking a “midday jeans nap.” “It’s when you come...

Faculty at the Stamps School of Art and Design have announced their executive decision to rename their popular “For Non-Majors” classes to “For Sellouts.” According to their statement, “ARTDES 170-176, which includes ‘Drawing for...

In response to privacy concerns with the University’s survey software, Qualtrics, Michigan Medicine has decided it would be “in the best interests of its patients to begin conducting studies via the pioneering survey research platform Yik...

Authorities reported Friday that LSA freshman Jeremy Smith consumed upwards of two beers around 10:30 pm in his Markley dorm room. Smith has a history of menacing behavior, according to witnesses it could range from Snapchatting his ex-girlfriend...

Internal Revenue Services raided the University of Michigan’s Egyptology department last Thursday. According to the IRS, the warrant was provided based on suspicion that these degrees served as a pyramid scheme. Egyptologists were last seen...

Last Tuesday, Michigan’s Planet Blue Ambassadors filed a civil suit in hopes of putting an end to UM Groove’s “trash music.” Planet Blue Director Ozzy Waters added that “if they sounded better, we’d be more likely to look the other...

A confused bartender faces homicide and arson charges after serving glass bottles of kerosene with flaming napkin garnishes. He later admitted to police that he made several jagerbombs throughout the night. This comes after Diesel was kicked out of...