An expensive gaming chair at an unseemly messy desk

Classmate With Gaming Chair Also Has Messy Room

Several students in the Friday section of Philosophy 298 noted that classmate Charlie Bonham not only possesses a gaming chair but also seems to have an extremely disorganized room. Reports of Bonham’s living situation were first dominated by...

A zoom class with some of the cameras off

Report: Zoom Class Crush Camera Off Today

Sources confirmed that LSA Sophomore Liam Berlusconi was taken aback when his Zoom class crush, Derek Rivera, had his camera off today in their Psych 280 discussion section. Eye-witnesses reported that Berlusconi was simply crushed when he spotted...

University Library Discovered In Spider Nest

A local cluster of Mediterranean recluse spiders was shocked last Tuesday to find flustered students emerging from the shadows of their nest. Upon further investigation, the spiders discovered that the origin of the unwanted pests was a university...