After successfully completing the last of its credit requirements, the Michigan Cube is set to graduate from the University of Michigan having earned cum laude honors for its academic efforts. The Cube, a fixture of the Ann Arbor community, has been...
Marking the commencement of this year’s NCAA Basketball Tournament, NCAA officials performed the ceremonial sacrifice on Tuesday, murdering a Duke Blue Devil under the light of the full moon.
In celebration of the University’s 200th year, the University of Michigan’s premier humor publication, The Every Three Weekly, is proud to announce the publication of its encyclopedic guide to this fine institution. Within this...
Students can leave their shoes and worries outside the bounce-house, where they will be waiting for them when they get out. In a recent email to students, faculty and staff, the University of Michigan proudly unveiled a new initiative designed to...
Citing a desire to jump-start fundraising a month before the university’s annual Giving Blue Day, President Schlissel announced Wednesday the launch of a bold new fundraising campaign with the aid of his old “Coinmaster Pro” metal detector....
Members of local garage band Snowshoeing Mooses were allegedly wracked by a “heart-wrenching tragedy” earlier this week when lead guitarist Gunnar Thompson discovered two midsize family sedans had usurped their practice space in the family...
Peters places the rug in his home, completely ignoring his lack of aristocratic ancestry. LSA junior Darren Peters has reportedly purchased a rug for his bedroom like some kind of monarchical ruler furnishing a palace. The green rug, placed regally...