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UGG Boot Wearers Ready For Soggy Winter

Fans of popular UGG boots are gearing up for another soggy winter consisting of “cold, wet feet and broken dreams.” The boots have come under fire and garnered criticism for their “impracticality” as a wintertime shoe. “Who decided that a...

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Apple Announces Carbon Neutral Child Labor By 2050

Due to international pressure from environmentalist groups, Apple Inc. has announced that they will transition to carbon-neutral child labor by 2050. A company infamous for its air pollution, Apple has previously been ostracized on the world stage...