Nationally recognized toystore Barnes and Noble announced plans to reintroduce books into their stores. “We figured it was time to bring books back into the mix,” stated company CEO James Daunt. “After all, we figured our collection of CDs was...

 Following the news this week of a split Senate Committee to confirm Biden’s Supreme Court Justice nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson, it appears that the fate of the nation is once again resting on the shoulders of three Republicans.  “Our...

Local woman Tatum Avery reported an “exponential increase” in her perceived athleticism while doing “absolutely nothing” at home this weekend following the purchase of a new matching workout set. “I used to do nothing on the weekends...