Witnesses say that the popular Instagram account @goodnewsdaily has stooped to posting a photo of a “really cute puppy” in the absence of literally any good news to report. The account was started several years ago by administrator Irma Wilson,...

According to local sources, what was once the “charming, lively” town of Ann Arbor has become “a dark and barren wasteland” now that the trees have shed their leaves. “I just don’t understand how it happened so fast,” said area man...

Nearly eight years after being diagnosed with bipolar disorder, rapper Kanye West has discovered that his lithium prescription comes in pill form instead of his usual dose of Energizer AAA4 Batteries.  “My old meds charged my brain powers so...

Fans of popular UGG boots are gearing up for another soggy winter consisting of “cold, wet feet and broken dreams.” The boots have come under fire and garnered criticism for their “impracticality” as a wintertime shoe. “Who decided that a...

According to a study released last Wednesday by George Washington University, American classrooms are woefully underprepared for ambushes by the autoplay feature on YouTube. The feature, which automatically plays a tangentially related video five...

Despite having “all of mankind’s knowledge” at his fingertips, area man Jordan McDaniels is reportedly using the browser on his iPhone to look up “how tall is Tony the Tiger?” “He just looks so tall in all those commercials, and I was...

Area woman Summer Hintz was reportedly “heartbroken” to learn that her close friend, Hayley O’Connor, passed away suddenly in a car accident last Tuesday, though she later reported that the incident would be “great” for her Instagram...