Area Man Way Too Stupid To Be Playing Chess

Ann Arbor resident Cameron Schmidt was seen playing chess in Burns Park, a move that many have called “disastrous” and “quite embarrassing” for the chess novice and known idiot. “I kinda feel bad for him,” says Schmidt’s friend and...

father holding his two daughters

Hot Dad Only Has Daughters

Recent reports are confirming that area hot dad George Lowe has three daughters and no sons. According to witnesses, 45 year-old Lowe’s 9/10 face combined with his effortlessly wry and cynical sense of humor and detached demeanor have led...