Due to international pressure from environmentalist groups, Apple Inc. has announced that they will transition to carbon-neutral child labor by 2050. A company infamous for its air pollution, Apple has previously been ostracized on the world stage...
Beyond controversies over colonialism, mass displacement, and ongoing oppression of indigenous peoples, reports this season have claimed that Americans nationwide are wrestling with a similarly sinister aspect of Thanksgiving’s dark past— making...
Ingredients:• 1 pair of reading glasses! Ha! • 1 large onion • 3 cloves of garlic • 12 sticks of butter • 1lb frozen dinosaur breast • 1 large onion • 3 cloves of garlic • 13 sticks of butter • Sunday’s contents from the weekly...
Whenever I entertain guests, this oxymoronic pizza is maybe a crowd pleaser! My grandmother’s authentic Sicilian New York-style pizza is sure to have you asking, “What the hell is this?” The deliciously soft, crispy crust will leave guests...
0 minute cook time, 1 year-long prep time Ingredients:• Woman Directions: • Get rich. • Then send strange cannibalistic messages to women online. • Finally, lure them into a cabin in the woods and eat them starting with the ribs.
Famed drag icon and host of “RuPaul’s Drag Race,” RuPaul, is reportedly planning to serve turkey and gravy this Thanksgiving. According to those invited to RuPaul’s Thanksgiving dinner, RuPaul paid a personal visit to a local turkey farm in...