Hi honey, I’m so happy that you want to make this! Though I suppose I could make it for you if you came home to visit more. Anyways, sweetie, bring a pot of water to a boil and add the bones of two rotisserie chickens that you’ve had in the...
Yeah, you heard me. Years and years of completely racially- insensitive white buffoons who insist on wearing me for a Halloween party have finally worn me down. Now, the tables are turning. A full-180. Oh, you don’t like that, Bryan? Well, I...
Hanging around a frat boy’s neck is not as fun as you’d think. Every day I wake up knowing I’m a disappointment to my family. I’ve been drenched in alcohol, gotten secondhand high, and even touched a breast, despite me and my owner being...
Listen here, you greedy little asshole. We know that you might have gotten E. coli from our Kale Crunch Salad, but that doesn’t mean you can prance around just telling anybody with a pulse. What if we sweeten the pot, huh? $100 credit in your...
College is such a wonderful place full of joy and whimsy. Every time I walk through the Law Quad I can’t help but think how much this place reminds me of the magic of Hogwarts. The architecture, the ambiance, the students getting violently maimed...
Listen, these man-made horrors may be beyond your feeble comprehension, but I get it, actually. You’re just scared of scientific advancement. Welcome to the new digital Metaverse! Either get with the program or go out with the e-waste,...
Believe me. I hear you. I have tried everything when it comes to homework for this class, and I have concluded that the best thing for us is a $200 online subscription. What was that? Can you use a PDF of the book and buy the homework...