Woah, what’s everyone freaking out about? Is something wrong? Why is that woman screaming? Did someone just get attacked or something? I’m so lost, man. What do you mean, “You’re fucking naked, get out of this airport?” Um, hello? I’m...
The financial world was rocked when news broke that Greenfeld-Ester Investment Group CFO Harry Rice allegedly embezzled $30 million from his company. “I’ve never been in a situation like that before,” reported the alleged HR...
Hey, honey, I know you’re really busy right now with school and everything, but your birthday is coming up soon, so could you send me a list of links to stuff you might want as a gift? Make sure to send a few, so I have some options to choose...
Aaahhhhh. Oh yeah. Yep. Boy, I’ll tell ya, that sure is good bourbon. It was made in Kentucky, you know. Good stuff. I’ve got an uncle who buys this by the barrel. Yeah, we’ve got some family up near the distillery. What? Have I ever...
Did you really think you could run? I asked you to complete your trainings by August 31st, 2021. We know that you’ve been dodging our “friendly reminders” for over five months. Did you really think you would get away with this? Do you want...
Any day now, guys. Any day now. One of these days, one of you guys is gonna come digging around out here and bump into me, I just know it. At least, that’s what I keep telling myself. I’m not sure if you’ve lived here the whole time I’ve...
What the actual FUCK do you mean it’s not my birthday? How can I not have a birthday when Riley just brought cupcakes into kindergarten last week for hers? How can I not have a birthday when I literally went to Jack’s party and he had a fucking...