It’s so awesome to finally graduate from college—four years of some of the hardest work I’ve ever done, finally paying off! Of course, calling it “the hardest work I’ve ever done” isn’t saying that much, considering how ridiculously...
About three weeks ago, our editors created a Buzzfeed quiz that asked, “Which editor of ‘The Every Three Weekly’ are you?” I know that if I were an editor, I would be none other than Ismael Halaweh, and this is a fact. I said to...
“Although yours was not one of the speeches chosen as a finalist, they enjoyed reading your draft. They thought the speech was well written and framed, but felt the tone was a little negative.” I spent 3 years ripping on the Ross School...
It was organic, really. There I was, watching “Shrek 2” again, when suddenly it dawned on me: “Shit, this is my favorite movie.” I’m not entirely sure what to glean from this. Am I awash with childlike wonder? Do I really dig the...
I know what you all are thinking— who’s this “Sofie” girl who just applied for The Every Three Weekly for the first time her senior year? How’d she get onto this paper?! To those people I say, I am supremely funny and my getting into the...
How could I possibly condense the affection I have for each of my fellow editors, the appreciation I have for my unabashedly supportive family and friends, and my immense pride and trust in the writers who will succeed me on this paper into 250...
During my time as an editor, I have been constantly humbled by how funny my fellow editors are, and I have almost always had great respect for their decisions. However, I disagreed vehemently with their decision not to run the following article. I...