Despite his team’s struggles this season, football coach Jim Harbaugh recently reassured fans that the football team’s losses this year won’ taffect Michigan’s basketball rankings. “Our loss against Penn State may have looked bad on paper....

Sources have confirmed that boxer Mike Tyson is humiliated after mistaking Boxing Day for the day of his match against opponent Roy Jones Jr. Witnesses in Toronto report seeing a confused Mike Tyson show up to Eaton Centre shopping mall on December...

After linebacker Chris Parlan suffered a potentially career ending spinal injury during lastSunday’s game, NFL announcer Troy Aikman appeared to be disturbingly enthusiastic after witnessing the hit. “I’ll tell ya, Joe, you just don’t see...

Sources confirm that Justice Benjamin Grant Coleman of the United States 6th Circuit Court of Appeals blocked a request by attorney Jean Laramie to make a pass to her client, Martin Wilkerson, in a game of basketball. In a ruling handed down...

Sources have confirmed that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers experienced an unexpected loss today after new quarterback Tom Brady was washed out to sea after his first encounter with a hurricane. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers head coach Bruce Arians reported...

Local man, David Olsen, has decided the effort he exerted getting off his couch just now “definitely counts as one sit up.” Sources say Olsen, an insurance adjuster, first sat down after coming home from work....

In order to uphold its high standards of integrity and athletic excellence, USA Track And Field announced that it would be replacing all hurdles in its hurdling events with landmines.  “Unlike other sports,...