Huh? I thought this was just a regular soccer game between England and Spain. Why did one of the guys from England just pick up the ball with his hands and throw it? Aren’t the refs going to call foul? Wait, is that even a soccer ball? It’s...
Phew! We all know and love Bill Nye, but he really threw us a curveball last week when he announced that he was changing his name! We were all terrified that the days of shouting “Bill! Bill! Bill!” in physics class were over. But, saints be...
Aren’t you so jealous of those celebrities with seemingly perfect facial structure? Perfect nose, sleek jawline, chiseled cheekbones? Well, get ready for a whole new set of face envy: this vase, which has not one, but TWO perfect side...
What with the impending destruction of western civilization, it’s high time to start talking about the Lovecraftian Horrors that we find particularly photogenic! Abhoth, Source of Uncleanliness If this incomprehensible mass of miscreation and...
Oh, no. No, no, no, this cannot be happening right now. This is the worst day of your entire life. Mom did NOT just post this hideous, untouched photo of your feet on her Facebook timeline for all her friends to see. The ones you sell are so much...
Blimey! Have a gander at this fit bird — this one left us absolutely gobsmacked! Wif bulging eyeballs like that, and teef like that, you’d fink she was one of us, right? She looks like she’d watch Love Island on the telly, snog a bloke, or...
Weird! Sources are saying that cat Rocky, 2, is actually a boy. Is that even possible? That is super strange. Everyone knows that cats are girls and dogs are boys. But multiple sources, including Rocky’s owner and veterinarian, are claiming...