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Angsty Conservative Teen Wishes He Had Never Been Given Life At Conception

Angry over his family’s noisy distractions from the evening’s...

  • Nov 6, 2015

Report: UGLi ‘Ain’t Got No Alibi’

  • Nov 6, 2015

Winter 2016 Course Guide

With next semester fast approaching, many students are already poring...

  • Nov 6, 2015

Ah, Perhaps A Fourth Utterance Of My Acquaintance’s Name Will Alert Him To My Presence

“Steve! Hah, holy shit. Is this kid deaf or something? Dude was on...

  • Nov 6, 2015

Schlissel Struggling To Nail Down Group Halloween Costume

Sources report there was tension in the Fleming Administration...

  • Oct 9, 2015

Come On! He Was Wide Open!

Hey, ’sup! Did I miss anything? Oh good, it’s only the second...

  • Oct 9, 2015

‘The Best Thing About Our Organization Is The People,’ Says Clan Of Assholes

While kicking off this year’s new member reception for the student...

  • Oct 9, 2015

Future Ph.D. Candidate Too Drunk To Make It To Game

Sources confirm that during a recent football Saturday honors student...

  • Oct 9, 2015

$8,000 Raised By Mud Bowl Barely Covers Participants’ Stomach Pumps

The annual Mud Bowl took place last Saturday despite protests from...

  • Oct 9, 2015

Guy Tabling at Festifall Signs up Own Name on Email List, Gets the Ball Rolling

In a groundbreaking act of psychological manipulation, LSA senior...

  • Sep 9, 2015

Roommate Who Moved in Four Hours Earlier Knows All the Ins and Outs

Gesturing out the window towards the law quad, area roommate Michael...

  • Sep 9, 2015

Student Purchases Grill He Will Use Once Before Winter

Engineering senior Tom Botteon bought a charcoal barbeque on...

  • Sep 9, 2015
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