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Compliment From Coworker Rendered Meaningless After Debra Gets One Too

Secretary Shirley Johnson was reportedly disappointed when the...

  • Dec 18, 2020
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Tadpole Wins Rainwater Runoff Election

A local tadpole is the predicted winner of a rainwater runoff...

  • Dec 18, 2020
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Archaeologists Investigate Area Woman’s Pocket

Last week, archaeologists in the United States began the...

  • Dec 18, 2020
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SoundCloud Rapper Signs Record-Setting Deal For Employment At Home Depot

Local SoundCloud rapper DJ Smoke McBloke has reportedly signed a...

  • Dec 18, 2020
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Pope Francis Raises 13 Cardinals, Releases Them Into Wild

  • Dec 18, 2020
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New GOP Forest Management Law Orders Removal Of Everything Flammable From Forests

In response to an unprecedented number of wildfires in 2020 that have...

  • Dec 18, 2020
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Realtors Successfully Flip Sex Dungeon Into Cozy One Bedroom Apartment

Local realtors Angela Jackson and Dave Hardy have reportedly...

  • Dec 18, 2020
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Report: Elf On The Shelf Not Feeling It This Year

The Elf on the Shelf belonging to the local Lawson family has...

  • Dec 18, 2020
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Harbaugh Promises Fans That Losses Won’t Affect Michigan’s Basketball Rankings

Despite his team’s struggles this season, football coach Jim...

  • Dec 18, 2020
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Mike Tyson Embarrassed After Massive Boxing Day Mix-Up

Sources have confirmed that boxer Mike Tyson is humiliated after...

  • Dec 18, 2020
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Yukon Cornelius Forced To Quarantine After Being Unable To Taste Silver And Gold

According to a recent report, prospector Yukon Cornelius has been...

  • Dec 18, 2020
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Report: 100% Chance That 90% Effective Vaccine To Be Given To Wealthiest 10% Of World Population

According to a new report by the Associated Press last Monday, there...

  • Dec 18, 2020
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