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Kevin McCarthy Cuts Deal With Far-Right Caucus, Gives Up Ten Extra Minutes On The Swings

Kevin McCarthy Cuts Deal With Far-Right Caucus, Gives Up Ten Extra Minutes On The Swings

New Tattoo Embroiled In Controversy At Family Holiday

New Tattoo Embroiled In Controversy At Family Holiday

Nation Readies For Tradition Of Seeing Extended Family In Pajamas

Nation Readies For Tradition Of Seeing Extended Family In Pajamas

Santa To Put Carbon Credits Instead Of Coal In Naughty Kids’ Stockings This Year

Santa To Put Carbon Credits Instead Of Coal In Naughty Kids’ Stockings This Year

Santa Constipated

Santa Constipated

I’m So Much More Than A “Nepotism Baby”

I’m So Much More Than A “Nepotism Baby”

Wigs Are Unnoticeable

Wigs Are Unnoticeable

I’m Too Old To Sit At The Kids’ Table, Mom

I’m Too Old To Sit At The Kids’ Table, Mom

Stranger’s Dog Definitely British

Stranger’s Dog Definitely British

Pretentious Student Disappointed To Find Out Rick’s Not Actually Cafe

Pretentious Student Disappointed To Find Out Rick’s Not Actually Cafe

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A carton of fries, two cups of ketchup, and two Wendy's burgers sit on a tray.

I’m So Much More Than A “Nepotism Baby”

Okay, okay, I know what it looks like. You know who my grandpa was, and you see what I’m doing, and I get it, it looks like I have some special...

An older, graying man wearing a dark black wig frowns.

Wigs Are Unnoticeable

Some people say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and those people don’t know what the hell they are talking about. I’ve been around for...

A man sits at a dining room table eating with kids of varying ages.

I’m Too Old To Sit At The Kids’ Table, Mom

Mom, we’ve talked about this! I’m done sitting at the kids’ table! Look at Uncle Ron’s new stepdaughter Lucy, Mom. She’s just sitting...

A dog with bad teeth.

Stranger’s Dog Definitely British

Area dog Martin Butlair was noted by many students around campus to be “clearly British” as he sauntered across the Diag last Tuesday morning....

The not-so-cafe-like cafe, Rick's

Pretentious Student Disappointed To Find Out Rick’s Not Actually Cafe

Area hipster Joanna Hirsha reports that she was “disappointed to find out Rick’s isn’t actually a cafe.” Hirsha, a senior in Stamps, has been...

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A dog with bad teeth.

Stranger’s Dog Definitely British

Area dog Martin Butlair was noted by many students around campus to be “clearly British” as he sauntered across the Diag last Tuesday morning....

The not-so-cafe-like cafe, Rick's

Pretentious Student Disappointed To Find Out Rick’s Not Actually Cafe

Professor accidentally shares iPad home screen in front of entire class.

Professor’s Entire Life Revealed After Temporarily Sharing iPad Home Screen

Hunters look down on cars from their tree stand.

Parking Enforcement Officers Declare Start Of Open Season To Combat Invasive Cars

Man sits at the end of his bed, unsuccessfully recollecting the previous night.

Report: Waking Up And Asking “What Happened Last Night” Still Best Indicator Of Wild Night

National

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Kevin McCarthy Cuts Deal With Far-Right Caucus, Gives Up Ten Extra Minutes On The Swings

The historically extended election cycle for the Speaker of the House of Representatives has drawn to a close following a political alliance between...

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New Tattoo Embroiled In Controversy At Family Holiday

A family posing for a holiday photo

Nation Readies For Tradition Of Seeing Extended Family In Pajamas

Three stockings with carbon credits sticking out

Santa To Put Carbon Credits Instead Of Coal In Naughty Kids’ Stockings This Year

A child sits on the lap of a tense-looking Santa Claus

Santa Constipated

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A carton of fries, two cups of ketchup, and two Wendy's burgers sit on a tray.

I’m So Much More Than A “Nepotism Baby”

Okay, okay, I know what it looks like. You know who my grandpa was, and you see what I’m doing, and I get it, it looks like I have some special...

An older, graying man wearing a dark black wig frowns.

Wigs Are Unnoticeable

A man sits at a dining room table eating with kids of varying ages.

I’m Too Old To Sit At The Kids’ Table, Mom

A man wearing jeans is seen from waist-down operating a leaf blower.

Okay But Like Where Do You Even Want Me To Blow Them

A pumpkin pie sits on a tiled surface.

Healthy Alternatives To Thanksgiving Dessert

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New Holidays Making Their Debut This Year

The Every Three Weekly And OSU Sundial Article Competition

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Intrigue: Who Stole The September Issue Of The E3W?

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Wedding Crashers (2005) movie poster. Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn.

Shocking Study Finds That Early 2000s Movies Are Way Better While Watching Through Window Of Houses That Forgot To Close Their Blinds

You guys are never going to believe this shit. Check out this study I just read the headline for. According to a recent study out of the University...

Early 2000s Movie Way Better While Watching Through Window Of House That Forgot To Close Blinds

Samurai warriors in a bloody battle.

FOMO Alert: This Samurai Committed Ritual Suicide While Surrounded On All Sides By His Enemies Right Before One Of Them Let Out A Really Hilarious Fart

Students at a career fair.

Uh Oh! Looks Like Every Internship Until 2047 Is Taken. Better Luck Next Time You Lazy Fuck

A school bus driver.

Inspiring! This Boy Brought A Breakfast Sandwich For His Bus Driver Every Morning Until He Keeled Over From All The Fucking Cholesterol

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