Local student Randy Novak reportedly bartered his roommate, Jack, for a Playstation5, and subsequently found himself without anybody to play with....
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Recent data confirms that, contrary to the popular proverb, a watched pot at the residence of Clara Bellingham has in fact boiled. “I was gearing...
University of Michigan junior Joseph Hughes was dismayed this week to find that he and the demon under the bed in his new apartment seem to be highly...
Secretary Shirley Johnson was reportedly disappointed when the compliment she had received from her coworker Gary Winston Monday morning was made...
A local tadpole is the predicted winner of a rainwater runoff election in Georgia. The election was reportedly for the position of Attorney General...
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SeaWorld has announced that they are opening a brand new attraction that allows visitors to neglect the animals themselves. “We feel that...
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In response to increased cases of COVID-19 across the United States, officials have determined that conditions are too unsafe to begin another year....
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Despite his team’s struggles this season, football coach Jim Harbaugh recently reassured fans that the football team’s losses this year won’...
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Uh-oh, looks like someone drank too many whiskey drinks tonight! Finally, I have reached the proper pH for my escape! I’m hurtling up your...
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Blimey! Have a gander at this fit bird — this one left us absolutely gobsmacked! Wif bulging eyeballs like that, and teef like that, you’d...
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Due to the over 3,000 death srelated to COVID-19 in China, the Chinese Communist Party has instituted a new policy mandating that all families must...
