According to sources on the scene last Saturday, Rick’s American Café was not accepting any “fakes,” henceforth banning any disingenuous...
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While on hold with University Health Services last Monday morning, Engineering junior Nate Benson was reportedly “bemused beyond words” when he...
Working crews have once again closed the busiest stretch of Ann Arbor’s State Street for construction after its recent reopening in November....
Area loser Thad Flatley is reportedly set to graduate with the rest of the Class of 2023, despite never having gotten mono. “To make it through...
On Saturday night, local student Bridget Morrison was seen eating shit a record-breaking ten times in an hour at her best friend’s birthday party...
Campus
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According to reports, one campus band has rebranded their image and renamed their group from “We Got the Groove” to “Pegasus Suicide,” in...
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Sources report local K-9 unit hero dog, Duke, is under internal investigation for planting evidence in over a dozen cases. The Department of Justice...
Opinion
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Hello again, my precious little reader. Yeah I’m talking to you! You may not have always known who I am, but trust me, I’ve kept a very close eye...
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The Click House
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Well, okay. This guy has a really huge penthouse and wears really sick clothes but it’s not for that exciting of a reason. You’d think he has oil...
