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Ok, Not That Glamorous I Guess: This Guy Is Old Money But It’s Because His Great-Grandpa Invented The Little Car From Monopoly

Well, okay. This guy has a really huge penthouse and wears really...

  • Mar 28, 2023

Grandma Knows Someone Who Died Doing Exactly What You’re Doing Right Now

Urgent news: your grandma knows someone who died doing whatever...

  • Mar 28, 2023

How CSG Should’ve Wasted Their $125,000

  • Mar 28, 2023

The E3W’s End Of Year Bucket List

  • Mar 28, 2023
Sex Room

Student Returns Home To Find Old Bedroom Turned Into Sex Dungeon

Over spring break, freshman Joey Taylor returned to his home in...

  • Mar 28, 2023
Mickey Mouse as a lawyer addressing a court room

Disney Sues Shit Out Of Michigan Disney Club

The Disney Club at the University of Michigan has been served with a...

  • Mar 28, 2023
woman locked out of her house

House Doesn’t See Annoying Roommate’s “Locked Out” Text

Sources reported that Sarah Tucker’s four roommates did not see her...

  • Mar 28, 2023
man looking through crack in bathroom stall door

Eye Contact Through Bathroom Stall Made Worse By “Nice Shirt”

According to campus security, sophomore Henry Lucas warned the public...

  • Mar 28, 2023

American Girl Doll Café To Replace State Street Starbucks

In light of the viral downfall of “cheugy” and “basic”...

  • Mar 28, 2023

We Can Talk And Still Get Work Done

Hey, how’s it going? Haven’t seen you around in a while! Almost...

  • Mar 28, 2023

The Secret Ingredient In My Famous Apple Pie? Fine. It’s Soy Lecithin

Fine. You fucking got me. Since you sluts are all so desperate to...

  • Mar 28, 2023

Pole Dancing Club Lies!

Greetings. My name is Jakub Bosak. Recently I saw a flyer for Pole...

  • Mar 28, 2023
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