English GSI Obviously A Bottom

Students attending GSI Rowan Marsden’s discussion for English 248 last Friday reportedly came to the conclusion that Marsden was “obviously a bottom.” According to students in Marsden’s section of the sophomore English course, the graduate...

Floundering Advisor Suggests Study Abroad

Reports emerged last Tuesday that floundering LSA academic advisor Loretta Winsom suggested studying abroad, struggling to think of a single other piece of advice. “Have you considered studying abroad?” said Winsom. “I started talking about my...