Recent reports indicate that the International Phonetic Alphabet (IPA) spelling of worcestershire in the dictionary was even more indecipherable than the english version. Students in Linguistics 210, Introduction to Linguistic Analysis, were...
Sources have confirmed that the batteries contained in 914 Oakland Avenue’s fire alarm were called upon to make the ultimate sacrifice last Saturday night, when housemate Olivia Brown got a little too horny. Brown was reportedly alone in her room...
Sources spotted sophomore Ryan Schultz and his two friends walking in perfect unison across the Diag on their way to South U last Friday when a sudden narrowing in the sidewalk prompted Schultz to lag slightly behind. Reports have confirmed that...
Sources have indicated that those songs everyone played to death in fifth grade are still absolute fucking bangers. The discovery was made last Tuesday, when U-M junior Lindsey Chatham found herself unable to skip Taio Cruz’s 2010 hit...
Though only added to the group a short three days ago, U-M sophomore Harry Davidson is reportedly already asking for every member of the group chat to take a picture together for Facebook and Instagram. “Squad pic in five?” typed Davidson into...
In a twist on the classic “rose, bud, thorn” icebreaker activity, Bursley resident advisor Sarah Jacobson asked her freshman residents to list a childhood trauma instead of a “thorn” during their hall meeting week. At a cookie decorating...
Following multiple student protests regarding the University of Michigan’s new sexual misconduct policy that allows perpetrators to cross examine victims, the university has decided to alter the policy and require that SAPAC offer maize and blue...