In celebration of the University’s 200th year, the University of Michigan’s premier humor publication, The Every Three Weekly, is proud to announce the publication of its encyclopedic guide to this fine institution. Within this...
In an effort to “boost morale” and “punish the body to reward the body,” head football coach Jim Harbaugh has submitted a formal request to Michigan Athletics to replace the traditional “Go Blue” banner through which the football team...
Expressing excitement for the University of Michigan’s new deal with Nike, representatives of both parties elaborated on how the partnership will usher in a new era of excellence and exploitative pricing. “When you think of Jordan and Michigan,...
A new campus resource proudly displays its profound lack of necessity. With the opening of the Shauna Diehl Printer/Scanner Lounge on the seventh floor of Wieser Hall, University officials took the opportunity to praise the school and...
Schlissel has been known to like his own posts in the GroupMe. On Friday, the Board of Regents and several high-ranking University administrators reported they were exploring new communication options after President Mark Schlissel “totally...
Pictured: the residence hall where Bennett spends his time decompressing away from his demanding social schedule. A way of cultivating some time for himself amongst a vibrant social life that sometimes drains his energy, sophomore Jimmy Bennett has...
Sullivan (pictured) anxiously searching for the perfect relaxed darty attire. Tau Kappa Omega fraternity member Cody Sullivan was reportedly seen frantically scouring his closet last Saturday for a “vaguely Hawaiian” or similarly ironic tropical...