Describing his plan of action as “the difference between life and death,” LSA junior Paul Anderson claims to know exactly what he would do in the event of a shooting on campus.
According to his roommate Trevor Sell, a large poster reading “Carpe Diem” greeted LSA junior Nathan Wang when he awoke at 2:30 p.m. Tuesday afternoon.
To the chagrin of everyone involved, Michigan junior Evan Feenstra’s high school friend group’s plans to hang out over the weekend actually ended up working out, sources confirm.
Forgoing his usual stream of awkward and uncomfortable quips, eye-contact, and downright silent pauses, sociology professor Skylar Mansfield instead spent the ten minutes between 11:30 a.m. and the start of class last Monday making sure everyone in...
Friends of Rebecca Evans said they believe that the Venmo request Evans received from “occasional hookup” Jason Rennell confirms that Rennell is not interested in a sober, romantic relationship with Evans.
Upon attending his accepted students campus day, Texas resident and high school senior James Butler reported that the event left him with “toasty warm feelings of happiness on the inside and second-degree frostbite on the outside.”
In a statement released on Facebook last Friday evening, LSA sophomore Rachel Miller disclosed that her best friend, Jessica Hayman, is “such a little weirdo.” “Jessica is so weird,” Miller told reporters. “I mean the other day we were...