Computer Science Major At Party Does Line Of Code

Witnesses reported that computer science major Benjamin Stevenson did a line of code while attending an Oakland Avenue house party on Friday night. The party, which was hosted by a group of juniors, offered refreshments such as soft drinks, beer,...

Color Changing In Leaves, Kevin’s Mood Ring

With the fall season in full swing, the leaves on the trees in Ann Arbor are changing, and just as the leaves change their color, so too does the color change on Kevin’s mood ring. Local parks and orchards have reportedly seen a huge spike in...

Antidepressants No Match For Jeremy

Reports emerged last Tuesday that no dosage of antidepressants could match the strength of area man Jeremy Smith’s impregnable ailing body. “They can try, but he’ll never let them win,” reported Smith’s long-time friend Mark Billing....