Claiming that it is the only way to truly meet yourself, a popular lifestyle blog has recently suggested removing all the “toxic” and “negative” people in your life and replacing them with zucchini noodles. The blog stated that zucchini...

After sitting outside John F. Kennedy International Airport’s Gate 27 for almost three hours, American Airlines passenger Samuel Richman “can finally empathize with refugees.” “I mean look at this place,” said Richman, referring to the...

Numerous reports are coming in that local man Wyatt King is skeptical whether the world is ready to see him in the sunglasses he is trying on in Bivouac. Although the sunglasses flattered his face and were within his price range, King took pause at...

In a most unprecedented move last Friday, area woman Kat Mitchells purchased a box of scented tampons from her local CVS, leading some to believe her to be, “a bit of a psychopath.” Fellow CVS shopper and witness Jennifer Williams stated that...

Though the search for extraterrestrial life on Mars continues, the red planet has yet to show any signs of life or interest in Brian’s YouTube channel. NASA’s search for life involves the constant development of new technologies and research...

In a discovery that shocked statisticians and laymen alike, scientists have found a strong correlation between numbers and other numbers. The full extent of this correlation has yet to be realized, but some of the numbers studied include 4, 38, -19,...

In wake of the ever-increasing amount of plastic in Earth’s oceans, the Mariner’s Aquarium in South Beach, Miami has unveiled its new plastic exhibit. The exhibit boasts hundreds of different types of plastic, ranging from microplastics to...