Adult With Cast Not Quite As Cool As 4th Grader

According to reports received Tuesday morning, friends, family, and coworkers alike collectively reached the conclusion that Amy Duncan’s new, fluorescent orange cast “just isn’t as badass” as it otherwise would be on a 10-year-old. Amy...

Area Man Refuses Name Tag At First
AA Meeting

Confused area man Alistair Samoa reportedly refused to wear a name tag as he cracked open a beer at his first Alcoholics Anonymous meeting this past weekend.   Bringing up concerns about “that so-called anonymity,” Samoa reportedly...