Figuring that he technically had passengers in the car, hearse driver Erwin Davis made the decision to take the wheel and change over to the left-most, high-occupancy vehicle lane. “I can’t believe I never thought of this before,” said Davis...

After much speculation and concern over his mental health, a statement released by the Democratic National Committee last Sunday has confirmed presidential candidate Joe Biden’s incoherent speech as simply an attempt to lock-in the elderly...

Eyewitnesses report that the girl smoking weed mere inches from an on-duty police officer maybe should be at least a little bit paranoid. “I just don’t get paranoid, I guess?” said stoner Olivia Farr while blowing smoke directly into the...

Due to the over 3,000 death srelated to COVID-19 in China, the Chinese Communist Party has instituted a new policy mandating that all families must have multiple children to make up for the country’s population loss. Though notorious for its...

Scientists are confirming that the area third-grader who just drank an entire bottle of Purell, Max Maloney, is at least not going to die from coronavirus. “99.9% of germs would’ve been annihilated upon first contact with this stuff,” reported...