Last night, self-quarantined area man Samuel Anderson reportedly played an active role in stimulating the U.S. economy amidst the coronavirus-related economic downtown by ordering a large pepperoni pizza to his house at 8:34 pm. After completing his...

Recent reports have confirmed that a once left-for-dead copy of Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus has been given a second life by 23-year-old Rebecca Lee as she quarantines in her childhood bedroom. It seemed as though the first book in...