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Local Woman Tries BDSM, Says ‘Ouch’

Despite expecting to be enveloped in a wave of raw passion while forced to submit sexually to her boyfriend, local woman Ann Morrissey reportedly said “ouch” during her first bout with BDSM. BDSM, a term that encompasses “bondage, discipline,...

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Sleepy Grandpa Wonders If This The End

Local father of three and grandfather of eight, William Barrett, sleepily wondered Wednesday afternoon if his impending nap would be the end of his life. “Frankly, I’m pretty scared,” said Barrett as his eyes fluttered. “I’ve had a few...

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