With marginal revenue on the decline after yet another slow quarter, Dole Fresh Vegetables Inc. has opted for an innovative solution and announced their very first solar-powered line of produce. “Dole has a rich history of selling high quality,...
After a day of parades and family barbecues, hundreds of thousands of Americans continued to celebrate America by destroying it. Obliterating the United States has become a favorite tradition among patriots who want to show how much they love their...
In what has become a national tradition, millions of Americans are holding July Fourth barbecues during which they grill the national bird. Bald Eagles were removed from the list of endangered species in 2007, prompting Americans to feel comfortable...
After returning to Virginia from Berlin, area man Xander Roth left the baggage carousel with a bag that did not belong to him. “Close enough,” thought Roth, who neglected to check if the bag’s label said his name. “This one looks vaguely...
Following the boarding of the initial boarding groups, all active service members, and families travelling with small children, group nine passengers on Spirit Airlines flight 316 from DTW to LaGuardia are technically being “welcomed” to board....
Reports have surfaced that local middle school teacher Steven Miller saw one of his students at Kroger this past Sunday, despite believing that all students sleep at school. The student, Timothy Jacobs, was reportedly excited to see his teacher, but...
According to local reports, area woman Susan Fenderson broke with unspoken tradition to eat her brownies when she wanted. “I- I’ve never seen confidence like this before” said her roommate, Gus Stevenson. “She just took them right out of the...