Sources confirmed that, while selecting skim milk in the dairy aisle, area grocery shopper Kareem Kady “only glanced over” its label. Bystanders were abashed at the incident that they had just witnessed. Among the many appalled was local shopper...

Investigative journalists doing a deep dive on the classic State Farm character, Jake from State Farm, uncovered that Jake from State Farm called himself “Jake from State Farm” before even becoming the spokesperson. People who attended...

Sources report that the “complete imbecile” in seat 36C on a Spirit Airlines flight from Dallas/Fort Worth to Detroit was the first to get up after the plane’s landing. Dwayne McClure, the man most were calling an “absolute fool” by other...

Guests of Maryanne Charlton’s book club meeting were reportedly “confused and concerned” after their host dismissively asked them to get her children away from her, saying that she “can’t have another one.” Charlton passed her newborn...

According to recent reports from friends of Lucy Bonner, the peanut-allergic woman was “bitching about her throat again” following an alleged encounter with a Reese’s cup.   “She kept whining about wanting her EpiPen,” said...

Local man Bill Ward is reportedly unsure why everyone is saying “don’t say gay, Bill.” Ward was reportedly confused after hearing seeing “DON’T SAY GAY BILL” in the news. “I mean, I really…don’t?” said Ward. “It doesn’t...

Kalamazoo, a mid-sized city in southwest Michigan founded in the 19th century, was recently revealed in a journal from one of the town’s founders, Titus Bronson, to just be named as a joke. Bronson was Kalamazoo’s founder, also known as the...