All Of Younger Cousin’s Toys Destroyed By Now

In an observational study done this morning on a local younger cousin, every one of Caroline Dhar’s Christmas toys have already been destroyed. “We got her a Furby thing,” reported aunt Martha of the toy she bought the five-year-old....

Snowman Happy, Jolly, Reports Christmas Carol

Citing his merry attitude and demeanor, a holiday song is reporting that Frosty the snowman is both happy and jolly. The origin of the carol is unknown at this time, but if it is to be believed, said snowman carries “a corn cob pipe and a button...