2021 Cancelled Due To COVID

In response to increased cases of COVID-19 across the United States, officials have determined that conditions are too unsafe to begin another year. Instead of turning to 2021 on January first, 2020 will continue for twelve more months. “It would...

Tadpole sitting proudly on rock in river with American flag-themed top hat and bunting flag

Tadpole Wins Rainwater Runoff Election

A local tadpole is the predicted winner of a rainwater runoff election in Georgia. The election was reportedly for the position of Attorney General of the rainwater runoff pond. Amphibian Aubrey Frost is the first tadpole elected to the office. She...

Female scientist with rubber gloves and lab coat exploring coat pocket

Archaeologists Investigate Area Woman’s Pocket

Last week, archaeologists in the United States began the long-anticipated archaeological investigation of local teacher Gina Snyder’s coat pocket. “When we finally got the OK to start digging, our team was thrilled, there’s so many ancient...