Family of the recently deceased Eugene Flanster were surprised to notice the patriarch’s arms crossed in the casket and now believe he must have passed away on a waterslide.  Visiting family were asking about why he was on a waterslide in a...

In preparation for the end of the season, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has asked teams to pose for a silly NFL playoff picture.  The commissioner reportedly directed the Los Angeles Rams and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to sit in the front and...

The American Fetish Society released a statement this week that the citation style known as “footnotes” are officially considered the “sexiest annotation method.”  The statement shocked many in the academic and kink communities, though...

Sources are confirming a “naughty little strand of floss” flicked small pieces of food onto the mirror while being used to clean out area woman Charlotte Reagan’s teeth.  Sources confirm the floss was “in a petty mood.” The floss...

LSA senior Reggie Dougherty was seen chugging cans of beer to support a local children’s charity through their returnable can drive.  “Saturdays are for the boys, Naturdays are for the kids,” Dougherty chanted as he finished another...

After missing almost every bet for the third night in the week, area man Jakob Pansky has reportedly kicked his gambling addiction for bigger and better things.  “I was feeling pretty down,” Panksy explained. “Pretty much anything I could...