Mom Really Getting Kick Out Of Restaurant Decor

While out to eat with her family at Pizzeria Uno last Saturday, local mom Sandra Boutin really got a kick out of the restaurant decor. “Wow, look at what they did with napkins, here,” said Boutin when her family was seated by the waiter. “And...

Lonely Extrovert Rebranding Self As Introvert

In an effort to carve out a self- image that better reflects him at this time of his life, lonely extrovert Anthony Walter has begun to change his personal brand to “introvert.” “I realized that I’m just kind of a keep-to-himself kind of...

Used Condom Lovingly Woven Into Nest By Mama Bird

In an effort to make her new home more safe and secure for her unborn chicks, sources confirmed that area Mama Bird lovingly wove a used condom into the lining of her nest. The Mama Bird reportedly spotted the used condom in the parking lot of a...