You guys are never going to believe this shit. Check out this study I just read the headline for. According to a recent study out of the University of Virginia, the average viewer finds movies from the early 2000s are far more enjoyable to watch...
According to a recent study out of the University of Virginia, the average viewer finds movies from the early 2000s are far more enjoyable to watch when viewed through the windows of homes who forgot to close their blinds. “This is something...
Ugh, so embarrassing! Famed samurai warrior Eto Hiyedori honorably commited ritual suicide while surrounded on all sides by his Mongol enemies right before one of them farted really loud. Said Mongol warrior Oghul Beg, “Aw, god, it was...
Rise and grind chuckle fucks, it’s another beautiful day. Another day to keep up the hustle. Oh, what’s that? All the internships you were looking at for next summer are already taken? Well, no shit. You waited almost a full month after school...
Wow—we all need an unlikely friend like this! Third-grader Brian Muller has brought a sausage, egg and cheese sandwich for his bus driver, Marshall Rolfson, every day for the past two years until Rolfson inevitably croaked from all the fucking...
Despite being dead for almost 30 years, Kurt Cobain has released a new statement for his fans. The Nirvana frontman famously avoided most interviews, so meeting him on the astral plane was an amazing experience. We had so many questions about his...
It’s that time of year again! The Every Three Weekly is honored to present another edition of our Annual List of Words That Could Really Use An Umlaut. And a week early no less! Our panel of industry expert judges have spent the past 51 weeks...