1.Markley Dining Hall You’ve cried here, you’ve experienced your first Kamchatka hangover here, and you’ve routinely eaten “apple pie mac and cheese” here. What better place to wrap it all up than a walk down a wind tunnel through memory...

Genuine friendships can be tough to come across in the modern world, but here’s a story that will restore your faith in human relationships. This past Friday, 13-year-old Rick Spellman posted “Jeffrey is gay” on his Facebook status. Way to go,...

Move over health guides and gurus, because there’s a new sheriff in town. You may think you have the answers to a long healthy life, but health god Jason Cownie just gave up dairy for good and now he’s just waiting for some positive to happen in...

I don’t even know if I’m supposed to be telling anyone this, so come in closer. Seriously. I think that something is up and we’ll be ambushed before we know it. Just so you all know, we have CINNAMON TOASTER STRUDEL here and it survived a pass...

What a waste of tuition dollars! Turns out this dullard psychology major doesn’t even know how to read minds! This student has been studying the mind for six semesters, and while he can name piles of long-dead academics and identify the prefrontal...

Looks like KFC CEO Roger Eaton wants people to raise awareness for animal rights and we’re all for it. The chicken mogul has implemented a new policy that requires everyone who walks into a KFC to go visit the graves of the dead chickens before...

Citing poor sales, lingering FDA investigations, and overwhelmingly negative customer reviews, medical technology giant Johnson and Johnson is reportedly recalling all units of its newly-patented hot sauce-flavored intrauterine contraceptive device....