Royal family fans, rejoice! Buckingham Palace has announced that The Queen is expecting another child. The new prince or princess will be due in April. The child will be 21st in line after the throne, so we won’t see this baby ruling any time...

1.Markley Dining Hall You’ve cried here, you’ve experienced your first Kamchatka hangover here, and you’ve routinely eaten “apple pie mac and cheese” here. What better place to wrap it all up than a walk down a wind tunnel through memory...

Genuine friendships can be tough to come across in the modern world, but here’s a story that will restore your faith in human relationships. This past Friday, 13-year-old Rick Spellman posted “Jeffrey is gay” on his Facebook status. Way to go,...

Move over health guides and gurus, because there’s a new sheriff in town. You may think you have the answers to a long healthy life, but health god Jason Cownie just gave up dairy for good and now he’s just waiting for some positive to happen in...

I don’t even know if I’m supposed to be telling anyone this, so come in closer. Seriously. I think that something is up and we’ll be ambushed before we know it. Just so you all know, we have CINNAMON TOASTER STRUDEL here and it survived a pass...

What a waste of tuition dollars! Turns out this dullard psychology major doesn’t even know how to read minds! This student has been studying the mind for six semesters, and while he can name piles of long-dead academics and identify the prefrontal...

Looks like KFC CEO Roger Eaton wants people to raise awareness for animal rights and we’re all for it. The chicken mogul has implemented a new policy that requires everyone who walks into a KFC to go visit the graves of the dead chickens before...