1. The perfect mix of hard and soft cheeses that say, “Look how mature I am. I know $1,300 is a lot but I would never try to scam you.” 2. An impressive bounty of charcuterie that says, “At least it’s not for an improv class or something.”...
They say you can be married to someone for years and never really know them. That could not be more true for me and my now-ex wife Sarah, who left me three years ago. Even though we are no longer together, I am still discovering fascinating things...
Whether you’re snorting them, injecting them, or dissolving them down into an enema, there’s nothing like the sweet, sweet rush of an epsom salt trip. No one wants to be caught without these mind-melters on hand, but if you ever find yourself...
As a political science major in undergrad, I never learned much about the mechanics of the human body. But after tripping and falling down an exorbitantly long staircase, I learned a few things: 1. The Cytoskeleton is a network of fibrous proteins...
We all know that one person whose “beliefs” and actions don’t quite match each other. Meet Sarah Walker. She says she’s a vegan, but check it out: she is made of meat. Nice try, Sarah! That’s right, just the other day Sarah made a big show...
Grizzly Bear – As long as the mother bear wasn’t in the vicinity, I could kick the shit out of a baby grizzly. Especially if it was particularly newborn. Piece of cake. If the mother bear was in the den with the baby, then that’s...
ROCKS – we walk on them, we make buildings out of them, we throw them in the river for fun – and as it turns out, they don’t like that shit at all. Imagine if people drove cars all over your friends and family – wouldn’t...