We’ve all been there: you move into a new place and realize there are no curtains for your bedroom window and you can’t go to Target to get some since that one checkout attendant you thought was cute that saw you buying prescription-strength...

–   Michigan Union. Architecturally, the new atrium is as high femme as it gets. –   Yost Arena. This one might seem obviously butch because it is known for hosting hockey. However, a place that also has figure skating?...

University students were absolutely shocked when President Mark Schlissel referred to the Diag as the “Central Diagonal” in some speech or something. “What the hell?” reported every student, faculty, and alumni of the university. “We feel...

When the demon beneath this garment stole my soul and threatened my family unless I was willing to travel to a place known only as “The Forbidden Land.” I was escorted by the local townsmen to a fighting cage where I was given no choice but to...

Peppermint –  Imagine adding it to your coffee creamer, no one will be able to tell! Rose – A flower in liquid form, much too forbidden to try with anyone else’s prying eyes! Lavender – This flower tastes as good as it smells. Make...

It’s time to say what we’re all thinking: Justin Timberlake is disgusting. He’s a menace to society, and the world would be a better place if he spontaneously became violently ill every now and then just for the sake of him suffering....

After getting dressed up and picking out the perfect playlist, LSA sophomore Phoebe Patrick was disappointed to realize that dancing alone in her room did not feel as fun as watching Hilary Duff do the same thing in the opening credits of “The...