Sources close to local kid James Miller have recently been able to confirm that he is getting a little bit too old to be engaging in childish behaviors like believing in himself. “Between the ages of 7 and 11, children begin to develop concrete...

Following the annual international summit meeting of evil-doers in Muskegon, MI, this year’s top criminal masterminds announced a five-year plan to stop announcing their plans. “It doesn’t matter if the hero is safely in your clutches and...

A Michigan woman has her dog to thank after he “heroically” dragged her entire family into a raging house fire. Arya Conway, a Canton resident, was lounging on her patio with her family when their dog, Rosco, started jumping on top of them and...

As awards season comes to a close, this year’s Oscars ceremony promises to deliver a fitting tribute to the best movies that came out in the past year and also Bohemian Rhapsody. This year’s Oscars comes after one of the most prolific years for...

Reports emerged late last Thursday that area woman Andrea Johnson’s date at the Pinball Pete’s arcade on South University St. “could be going worse, I guess.” Johnson, a self-described “grown woman,” reportedly shrugged and looked on...

Sources reported last Wednesday that the meaning of LSA senior Jason Spellman’s life would have to be questioned only after the completion of his upcoming Econ 440 midterm examination. Spellman, who “almost declared a Sociology major” before...