Appearing more excited by his own findings as the press conference wore on, NASA Scientist Joshua Alwood announced the possibility of an Earthlike “Goldilocks” planet capable of sustaining human life, conceding that he may still just be...

In a show of goodwill, the French Ministry of Defense hosted its 76th Annual Summer Retreat this past weekend, providing soldiers and their families a welcome respite from the stresses of military life. “The French military has a proud tradition...

The International Consortium of Investigative Journalists recently published more than 11 million documents dubbed the “Panama Papers,” naming 12 current and former world leaders—in addition to 128 other politicians and public officials—who...

Last Monday, an international panel of experts gathered in Toronto, Canada to discuss the possibility that the U.S. federal government’s Environmental Protection Agency’s only reason to save the Earth’s environment is to gain access to its...

Following a bloody rampage in the Northeast region of the Syrian countryside, ISIS fighter Abu Abdul Kassem is reportedly hesitant to eat one of the dozen donuts on the conference room table in fear they might be “for something specific.”

In an agreement reached by world leaders of science and religion, it was determined last week that the “complexity” and “miracle” of human life was not intended to allow two people to dry hump. “Human life is a beautiful thing—both...