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Least Essential Member Of Friend Group Pulls Chair Up To Booth

Sources report that Bishop spent most of the evening straining from...

  • Apr 7, 2017

Line For Pizza House Made Up Entirely Of Jilted, Forsaken Lovers

Stating that every last patron had attempted to flirt with someone...

  • Mar 19, 2017

Heroic Toddler Poops in Pool, Rescues Swim Team From Two-Hour Practice

In a selfless display of poor bowel control, 4-year-old local hero...

  • Apr 8, 2016

New Luxury High-Rise Offers Spacious Rooms, Great View Of Financial Aid Recipients

Set to open in fall 2016, new luxury apartment building Granite Lofts...

  • Feb 19, 2016

Ladies’ Night At Rick’s Really Making Up For Wage Gap

Female patrons of Rick’s American Cafe are reportedly impressed...

  • Feb 19, 2016

Area Man Pretends To Wash Hands After He Pees

In the midst of a study break during a long night at the UGLi, LSA...

  • Feb 19, 2016

‘Mysterious’ Hallmate Glad People Haven’t Realized She Just Quiet And Lame

After three consecutive months of minimal contact with her hallmates,...

  • Feb 19, 2016

Local Business Celebrates Grand Re-Closing

Local clothing boutique Lavender Petals on Main Street celebrated its...

  • Feb 19, 2016

Student In Dawn Treader Bookstore ‘Pretty Sure’ Old Magical Tome Lying Around Somewhere

After browsing the shelves in local antique bookstore The Dawn...

  • Feb 19, 2016

Major Win for Equality! Ann Arbor Finally Made the Fairy Doors Wheelchair-Accessible

Ann Arbor is famous for its adorable little fairy doors in the sides...

  • Feb 19, 2016

Campus Voices: Google Online Delivery Available in Ann Arbor

Google Express Manager Brian Elliott recently announced that the...

  • Nov 6, 2015

You’ll Never Believe How You’re Going To Die Tomorrow On The Corner of State and South U. at 3pm

It’s crazy, we know. But it’s also true. Tomorrow, sometime not...

  • Nov 6, 2015
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