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Flight Attendant Doing Annoying Thing Where She Talks About Life Saving Information

Passengers of American Airlines Flight 847 confirmed last week that...

  • Feb 17, 2017

‘Oh My God They Still Put Nuts On My Salad,’ Says Aunt About To Speak To Manager

Speaking in a hushed tone across the table, reports claim that area...

  • Apr 8, 2016

Why Is It That Ross Kids Always Mention They’re in Ross Whenever I Ask Them If They’re in Ross

Ross kids are such douchebags. Whenever I meet someone who is in...

  • Apr 8, 2016

Report: Booty Call’s Grandpa Couldn’t Have Died At Worse Time

Following a sudden heart attack on Tuesday afternoon, the grandfather...

  • Mar 18, 2016

Top 5 Most Annoying Problems with Having a Full-Grown Zebra as a Roommate

Whether he’s your BFF or a stranger you brought in to help pay the...

  • Dec 4, 2015

Why is Julia Roberts Smiling in These Photos Even Though She Has Nothing in the World to be Happy About?

A lot of stars are known for one famous feature. For Julia Roberts,...

  • Nov 6, 2015

Come On! He Was Wide Open!

Hey, ’sup! Did I miss anything? Oh good, it’s only the second...

  • Oct 9, 2015

‘Sarcasm Is A Sign of Intelligence,’ Says Man Unable To Be Loved

  • Sep 9, 2015

Study Suggests Paleo Dieters Lose Average Of Ten Pounds, Three Friends Per Month

According to reports released earlier this month by University of...

  • Apr 2, 2015

Alternative Spring Break Destinations Brace For Seasonal Onslaught Of Insufferable Do-Gooders

While recovering from damage caused by earthquakes, hurricanes and...

  • Feb 17, 2015

At Rick’s, Some Drunk Girl’s Life Is Just The Worst

Witnesses report that LSA Junior and very drunk girl Kiera Saunders...

  • Feb 26, 2014

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