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The Exam Will Be 50% Multiple Choice, 40% Short Answer, And 10% Remembering Our Secret Handshake When You Turn It In

As I’m sure you all know, your midterm is coming up next Thursday....

  • Dec 3, 2017

Student Working Out Neither Intimidating Nor Intimidated

Davis, holding his own in the weight room. After using the new IM...

  • Oct 17, 2017

Student Savors Moment Between Previous Crisis And Inevitable Next Crisis

Having stayed up until 4:00 a.m. the night before in order to finish...

  • Apr 7, 2017

College Senior ‘Ready To Move On’ From Life Of Limited Responsibilities, Unparalleled Ease

Reflecting on his time at the University of Michigan, senior Andrew...

  • Jan 27, 2017

This Is Our Table

Excuse me… hello? What do you think you’re doing here?...

  • Feb 19, 2016

LSA Student Slides Through Foreign Language Requirement Utilizing Only the Word for ‘Yes’

In a move described by classmates as “ingenious,” “creative,”...

  • Oct 9, 2015

Obama to Enhance College Affordability via Expansion of Pell Grants, Purchase of Two Cokes

In his recent address to the nation, President Obama announced his...

  • Jan 24, 2015

Mold In Shower No Match For Little Water Kicked In Its Direction

While the winter months “tend to bring out the worst” in Ann...

  • Dec 8, 2014

Michigan Daily Staff Voted ‘Most Loyal Readers’ By Michigan Daily Staff

To show appreciation to their faithful fan base, iconic campus...

  • Feb 4, 2014

Nation’s Students Eagerly Await Black Friday Break

This year’s Black Friday Break, scheduled to begin at 5:00pm on...

  • Nov 18, 2013

‘The Freshman Roommate Experience Is Essential,’ Report People Who Like Sleeping Next To Complete Strangers

In a written statement released Monday afternoon, the American...

  • Sep 11, 2013

Local Freshman Will Rail Exactly 152 Girls By Senior Year, Probably

ANN ARBOR—Incoming freshman Ryan “Spy Guy” Parks will...

  • Sep 11, 2013
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