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First Easter Without Grandma To Feature Welcome Lack Of Jesus Stuff

Realizing that there were no plans to attend Palm Sunday mass and...

  • Apr 7, 2017

Dad Subjects Family To Full Oral History Of Every Car He’s Ever Owned

Droning on during a family dinner last Sunday, Royal Oak resident and...

  • Jan 27, 2017

Local Physician Reassures Dead Patient’s Family Members That ‘It Won’t Happen Again’

Stimson said he was annoyed that Keller “made such a big deal”...

  • Oct 14, 2016

Family Adds Shared Data Plan To List Of Things Tearing It Apart

Describing the deal as “too good to pass up,” area mom Karen...

  • Sep 9, 2016

Family Argument Settled In Kitchen Begins Again In Living Room

Hostility descended upon the Lachowitz family shortly after dinner...

  • Apr 2, 2015

Unemployed Dad Even Less Wanted at Home

Recently laid off for a lack of demonstrated value to his department,...

  • Mar 15, 2015

Family Held Hostage As Dad Forces Entire Household To Watch All 28 Hours Of DVD Special Features

A screening of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey turned hostile...

  • Sep 8, 2014

Do You Hear That Rattling?

Hmm, that’s odd. Hey, does anyone else hear that rattling sound?...

  • Mar 31, 2014

eHarmony And Ancestry.com Merge Into Incestry.com

In a surprise move Monday, popular dating website eHarmony.com and...

  • Feb 24, 2014

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