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CSG Candidate Praises Girlfriend For Remaining Steadfast During Heated Election Cycle

During a recent stump speech in the Rogel Ballroom of the Union,...

  • Mar 19, 2017

Graduating Senior Unsure Whether To Follow Career Aspirations Or College Boyfriend

Noting that her boyfriend is “really sweet,” Engineering senior...

  • Nov 6, 2015

Unexpected! Meet All The People Who Got Deep Dicked In This Arby’s Parking Lot

People from all walks of life come to this Arby’s parking lot to...

  • Nov 6, 2015

Manipulative Girlfriend Not Sad Or Angry, Just Hurt

Local woman Erica Haber was revealed to have mentioned quietly that...

  • Oct 9, 2015

Man Thinks It Time For Girlfriend To Meet His Dead Parents

Following an especially smooth transition from casually dating to a...

  • Sep 9, 2015

Fantasy Football Pro Unable To Draft Girlfriend

THE MANCAVE—Despite months of painstaking preparation, area fantasy...

  • Sep 8, 2014

Man With Nine Tattoos Tells Casual Girlfriend He Just Isn’t Ready For A Commitment

In a move that disappointed his girlfriend, Emily Trainor, area man...

  • Feb 24, 2014

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