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I Love All My Children In Perpetuity, But My Mother-In-Law Is A Different Story

As the one true deity in the universe, which I created, I have...

  • Nov 12, 2016

Wow! Meet the Student Who Has Enough Courage to Challenge Street Preachers on Their Views, and Learn Why He’s Going to Hell

Telling off street preachers is no big deal if you’re Tyler Silva....

  • Sep 8, 2015

Man Glad He Hasn’t Suffered Enough To Turn To God Yet

Confirming that his life has been a relatively smooth, deity-free...

  • Mar 15, 2015

God Attempts To Purge RC Hippies From Earth With East Quad Flood

A flood ravaged East Quad this month after a pipe burst on the...

  • Feb 23, 2014

God Admits He Only Cares About Sports, Latin Grammys

BEYOND THE PEARLY GATES— As the world continues to crumble into...

  • Nov 21, 2013

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