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Angsty Conservative Teen Wishes He Had Never Been Given Life At Conception

Angry over his family’s noisy distractions from the evening’s...

  • Nov 6, 2015

GOP Candidates Cathartically Remove Jindal from “2016” GroupMe

After announcing his withdrawal from the campaign to be the 2016...

  • Nov 1, 2015

Scott Walker Takes Job As One of Jeff Dunham’s Puppets

Following a surprise decision to suspend his campaign for President...

  • Oct 9, 2015

GOP Congressman Presents Study Concluding Homosexuals Must Once Have Been Simultaneously Gay And Straight

  • Oct 9, 2015

Expansive Field of GOP Candidates Offer Voters Choices, Pregnant Women None

In a statement released yesterday afternoon, the Republican Party...

  • Sep 9, 2015

GOP Says Semen-Soaked Tissue Has ‘Right To Live’

THE CRADLE OF LIFE – LSA sophomore Jake Bess ejaculated into a...

  • Feb 25, 2013

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