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Glasses Not Enough To Get Hot Girl Taken Seriously

Maybe she should read a fucking book. Although she returned from...

  • Mar 23, 2018

Murderer’s Dirty Texts Hotter Than Police Suspected

Following a yearlong investigation into the life of convicted...

  • Oct 14, 2016

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Following a “disappointing” Thanksgiving during which it was...

  • Dec 4, 2015

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  • Dec 4, 2015

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