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Man Wonders If It Too Soon To Revisit Taco Truck

 Dunlop cited his aversion to becoming a “regular.” While...

  • Feb 17, 2017

Underinsured Terminal Cancer Patient Just Glad He Had Opportunity To Live In Robust Free-Market Economy

Suffering from once-easily-treated colorectal cancer, terminal...

  • Jan 27, 2017

Man Quoting Funny Movies Not Actually Funny Himself

Following a night out, friends of Gary Brennan realized that, rather...

  • Apr 8, 2016

Man Growing Mustache Realizes He Can No Longer Buy Girl Scout Cookies, Lemonade from Neighborhood Stand

After growing a mustache, area man Kyle Sanders has reportedly come...

  • Apr 8, 2016

Area Handsome Man Struggling With Same Insecurities As You

Although reportedly much more handsome than most other people dealing...

  • Dec 4, 2015

Guy In Women’s Studies Class Upset He Hasn’t Been Unfairly Attacked Yet

Following a Women's Studies lecture in which the professor devoted...

  • Nov 6, 2015

Area Man Multiplies Base Times Height

  • Sep 8, 2015

‘Good Monday Morning Class!’ Exclaims Sad, Sad Man

Feeling extreme sympathy for the poor bastard, students confirmed...

  • Feb 23, 2014

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