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Freshman Wishes Parents Would Call More

Warren, waiting for his parents to respond to his barrage of worried...

  • Jan 27, 2017

Daughter Showing Parents Around New Apartment Like She Wasn’t Just Savagely Fucked In It

Moments after brushing a pile of condoms back into her bedside table...

  • Feb 19, 2016

Ugly Parents Disappointed Child Didn’t Inherit Recessive Genes

Area ugly parents Donald and Colleen Higgins expressed dismay this...

  • Sep 9, 2015

Twenty-Something Realizes Parents Were Right About Everything

SHITTY BASEMENT APARTMENT—After recently graduating from an...

  • Feb 4, 2014

Graduating Senior Accepts Lucrative Offer Of Unemployment In Detroit Suburb

THE BOARDBEDROOM – After submitting countless job applications and...

  • Apr 21, 2013

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