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Report: Human Trafficking Makes Jenna Sad

Citing the numerous articles and videos she has recently seen on her...

  • Apr 7, 2017

Girl Brian Loves Is Fucking Someone Else Right Now

Sources confirmed that Sarah Baker, the girl Brian Anderson is deeply...

  • Apr 8, 2016

Summer Backpacking Trip Last Chance for Graduating Senior to Experience ‘Freedom,’ Daylight

Thinking that the trip would give her “one last taste of freedom”...

  • Apr 8, 2016

No One’s Been Able to Solve This Puzzle! Can You Spot the Puppy With a Heart Defect Hidden in This Crowd of Similar-Looking Puppies?

He’s in there somewhere!

  • Apr 8, 2016

Unclear Whether Student Suffering From Seasonal Affective Disorder Or Shitty Life

LSA junior William Devries recently claimed he was concerned about...

  • Dec 4, 2015

Jill Just Happy Breakup Coincided With Adele Releasing New Album

Despite still feeling “lost” after a recent split with long-term...

  • Dec 4, 2015

Manipulative Girlfriend Not Sad Or Angry, Just Hurt

Local woman Erica Haber was revealed to have mentioned quietly that...

  • Oct 9, 2015

Mom, Dad Agree Death of Family Dog Could Not Have Come at Better Time

With both children in college, local parents Judith and Ned Gunderson...

  • Oct 9, 2015

After Lunch, I Wait for Dinner

Hey sweetie! How’s school going? Good to hear! Me? Oh, I just...

  • Oct 9, 2015

Unpopular Kid From High School Peaked in High School

After hearing yet another story about his glory days, sources...

  • Sep 9, 2015

Successful Weight Loss Regimen Opens Up New Doors For Other, More Obscure Insecurities

Resulting in her recent loss of over 30 pounds, Jen Harper’s...

  • Sep 9, 2015

Scientists Claim Humans Not Alone In Universe, Except Dave

A report released by NASA this week confirmed that, given the...

  • Apr 11, 2015
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