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Senior Citizens, Sorority Girls Most Likely to Gab Incessantly About How They Got Injured Last Week

While recovering from last week’s reportedly inexplicable slips,...

  • Nov 6, 2015

Graduating Sorority Girl Donates $2000 of Rush Omega Gear to Goodwill

Senior Rebecca Marrell recently decided to donate her entire...

  • Dec 4, 2014

Sorority Girls Disappointed After House Puppy Becomes House Dog

According to sources within the house, the sisters of Michigan’s...

  • Apr 20, 2014

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