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Senior Waiting Until Graduation Day To Decline All Venmo Requests

“For a while I was just waiting for my paycheck to post, but then...

  • Apr 7, 2017

Student To Graduate Without Taking Any Classes In Area Of Passion

Shortly after completing his senior audit at an advising appointment,...

  • Feb 17, 2017

Student Should Know Classmate’s Name By Now

Struggling as a classmate sat down next to him in an Org Studies 280...

  • Jan 27, 2017

Student Running Out Of Opportunities To Delay Class Participation

Realizing that only two weeks stands between her and the end of the...

  • Apr 8, 2016

Career Panel To Feature Several Alumni Speakers, One Aggressive Student

According to the University’s Career Center, the Marketing and...

  • Apr 8, 2016

Modern-Day Übermensch Achieves Sophomore Standing One Semester Early

Casting aside the shackles of earthly limits, LSA freshman Eric...

  • Feb 19, 2016

Friend Who Suggests Going to Strip Club Only Joking if You’re Joking

LSA sophomore Adam McDonald reported Friday that he is totally...

  • Dec 4, 2015

Professor Wonders Where His Black Student Was This Morning

After noticing that his 10 a.m. ASTRO 101 lecture “felt...

  • Dec 4, 2015

‘This Class is Easy,’ Proclaims Student Mere Days Before First Graded Assignment

Two days before the professor is scheduled to release the class’...

  • Oct 9, 2015

Student Purchases Grill He Will Use Once Before Winter

Engineering senior Tom Botteon bought a charcoal barbeque on...

  • Sep 9, 2015

Student Who Says She Has No Time To Call Grandma Watches 20 Hours Of TV Each Week

Alexis Fisher confesses she has fallen out of regular contact with...

  • Feb 23, 2014

Ask A Student Who’s About To Find Out He Got Deferred

Dear Student Who’s About to Find Out He Got Deferred, I’m a...

  • Feb 24, 2013

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