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Local Teenager Affluent Enough To Feel Misunderstood

King’s socioeconomic status has permitted him to spend time...

  • Mar 19, 2017

Vulnerable Student Exiting Mason Hall Decides To Give Blood, Run Half Marathon, Convert To Islam

On his way out of Mason Hall yesterday morning following a 10 A.M....

  • Nov 6, 2015

Angsty Conservative Teen Wishes He Had Never Been Given Life At Conception

Angry over his family’s noisy distractions from the evening’s...

  • Nov 6, 2015

Directionally Challenged Teenager Having A Hard Time Getting Out Of This Town

Local teenager Jeremy Stumph reportedly “hates his life” and...

  • Feb 24, 2014

Local Teen Shocked To Learn She’s Not The Only One Who Feels This Way

LIKE IT EVEN MATTERS—Local teen Alexa Troutman was reportedly...

  • Feb 4, 2014

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