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New Take on Kill-Free Meat Lets Consumers Eat ‘Just a Little Bit’ of Animal at a Time

In response to the growth of the kill-free meat movement, some food...

  • Apr 8, 2016

Area Man’s Pornography Preferences Escalating Toward Just Plain Torture

Following an unsuccessful masturbation session last Wednesday,...

  • Oct 9, 2015

CIA Vows to Consider New, Less Fucked-Up Ways of Getting Rocks Off

LANGLEY, VA – Following a national controversy regarding the...

  • Jan 25, 2015

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