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Beautiful Autumn Grove Looks Like Shit During Winter

“Unimpressed” sources reported today that, with the arrival of...

  • Dec 4, 2015

Report: UGLi ‘Ain’t Got No Alibi’

  • Nov 6, 2015

Ugly Parents Disappointed Child Didn’t Inherit Recessive Genes

Area ugly parents Donald and Colleen Higgins expressed dismay this...

  • Sep 9, 2015

Local Football Star Takes Off Brainy Girl’s Glasses, Still Ugly

ALL-AMERICAN HOMETOWN—After scoring the winning touchdown last...

  • Apr 18, 2014

North Quad Flooding Fails To Destroy Dennison Building

Campus Laments Enduring Eyesore AN UNFORTUNATELY-STILL-EXTANT...

  • Apr 21, 2013

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